antoni: always surprised when someone compliments you, hesitant when it comes to bold prints, greek yogurt’s #1 fan, closet bookworm, terrifyingly witty, cries quietly
bobby: loves a good sectional, can only see shades of navy and gray, can’t say no to a floral bermuda short, always wonders if you’re ready to see more, all about functionality
jonathan: hates sulfates, always lifting others up, the horniest of the group, not afraid to show affection and/or demand attention, a true hoe for DIY face masks, gives absolutely zero fucks about what others think
karamo: the Dad of the Group, softly demands that everyone have their shit together, believes there’s no such thing as too many bomber jackets, constantly reinventing yourself just because you can
tan: emotionally unavailable, fucking loves a french tuck, wants you to be you but elevated, rolls sleeves when lacking confidence, always ready for sex, please don’t touch my hair
“Happy #TransDayOfVisibility#tdov
I’m 40 and didn’t transition til I was 33. Don’t think it’s “too late” just because you’re not a teenager anymore. You’re not alone.”
I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”
You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women.
And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog.
So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes.
the end.
Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.
if you actually played a soulmate au straight it would be super fucking hilarious
like w the names? youre telling me it wouldnt end up like w horses? people aiming for the most unique possible name to ensure their kid finds their soulmate? like white people names might almost make sense w that in mind
or first words? like no one would be willing to recite Customer Service spiels from the get go, basic greetings would probably be somewhat limited and only really expected by people who found their soulmate. half of meeting people in a group would just be everyone making sure to address one another directly w some random ass bullshit like “toes are my favorite animal”
first touch activates telepathic bond or whatever? either everyone touches eachother or everyone avoids tough. some inbetween of course but this is humanity were talking abt
i love me some schmoopy romance but lbr any of this shit in whatever universe would shape culture wildly and theres no way it would be nearly so recognizable as wed expect them to be
